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unoriginality!

2008-06-16 16:34:19 by amso

...im bored. im a robot. i can process nine different tasks while playing half life 2.
NOTHING IS HAPPENING.
...
can someone PLEASE just get me a rocket launcher!?!?
i mean, really. PEOPLE WALK PAST OUR HOUSE AND ALL I HAVE IS A MOTHERFUCKING SHOTGUN!


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OriginalityOriginality

2008-06-16 16:40:29

Well you could have a successful lemonade stand and when the crowd is big enough and someone asks for change act like you don't have it, go inside, aim at the large group with your shotgun and enjoy the blast hitting nine people or more. Or something to that effect to draw a big crowd.

amso responds:

hmmm. interesting. but i can't open a lemonade stand without looking somewhat weird. so heres my plan: open a gun shop. then i can tell the police that they drew a weapon on me.